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#include <amxmodx>
#include <amxmisc>
#include <colorchat>
 
#define PLUGIN "karomkodas szuro"
#define VERSION "1.0 Beta"
#define AUTHOR "AxE"
 
new message[192]
public plugin_init() {
	register_plugin(PLUGIN, VERSION, AUTHOR)
	register_clcmd("say anyad","anyad");
	register_clcmd("say anzad","anzad");
	register_clcmd("say bazd","bazd");
	register_clcmd("say bayd","bayd");
	register_clcmd("say fuck","fuck");
	register_clcmd("say kurva","kurva");
	register_clcmd("say fasz","fasz");
	register_clcmd("say fasy","fasy");
	register_clcmd("say cigany","cigany");
	register_clcmd("say csicska","csicska");
	register_clcmd("say szar","szar");
	register_clcmd("say syar","syar");
	register_clcmd("say geci","geci");
	register_clcmd("say redvas","redvas");
	register_clcmd("say apad","apad");
	register_clcmd("say buzi","buzi");
	register_clcmd("say buyi","buyi");
	register_clcmd("say segg","segg");
	register_clcmd("say majom","majom");
	register_clcmd("say budos","budos");
	register_clcmd("say", "sayhook")
}
public anyad(id)
	{
	ColorChat(0, NORMAL, "Imadom a kukit!");
	return PLUGIN_HANDLED
}
public anzad(id)
	{
	ColorChat(0, NORMAL, "Fejen allva a legjobb pisalni!");
	return PLUGIN_HANDLED
}
public bazd(id)
	{
	ColorChat(0, NORMAL, "Tudjatok meg sracok kicsi a kukim!");
	return PLUGIN_HANDLED
}
public bayd(id)
	{
	ColorChat(0, NORMAL, "Lefekves elott mindig beontest kerek a jezuskatol.");
	return PLUGIN_HANDLED
}
public fuck(id)
	{
	ColorChat(0, NORMAL, "Azt hiszem impotens vagyok.");
	return PLUGIN_HANDLED
}
public kurva(id)
	{
	ColorChat(0, NORMAL, "Apa azt mondta ne dugjak meg mindenkit akit meglatok,vigyazz megne lassalak!");
	return PLUGIN_HANDLED
}
public fasz(id)
	{
	ColorChat(0, NORMAL, "Ejszaka gyakran be pisilek.");
	return PLUGIN_HANDLED
}
public fasy(id)
	{
	ColorChat(0, NORMAL, "Elszaladt az egerem, nem tudok loni!");
	return PLUGIN_HANDLED
}
public cigany(id)
	{
	ColorChat(0, NORMAL, "Minden este kiverem a kukim.");
	return PLUGIN_HANDLED
}
public csicska(id)
	{
	ColorChat(0, NORMAL, "Szexualisan kozosultem egy hintaloval.");
	return PLUGIN_HANDLED
}
public szar(id)
	{
	ColorChat(0, NORMAL, "Veletlenul a WC melle ultem es felment bennem a pumpa.");
	return PLUGIN_HANDLED
}
public syar(id)
	{
	ColorChat(0, NORMAL, "Bazz beszartam...");
	return PLUGIN_HANDLED
}
public geci(id)
	{
	ColorChat(0, NORMAL, " Sikeresen korul tudom pisilni a WC-t.");
	return PLUGIN_HANDLED
}
public redvas(id)
	{
	ColorChat(0, NORMAL, "Segitseg lehugyoz a fa.");
	return PLUGIN_HANDLED
}
public apad(id)
	{
	ColorChat(0, NORMAL, "Szeretek HD minosegben kecskepornot nezni.");
	return PLUGIN_HANDLED
}
public buzi(id)
	{
	ColorChat(0, NORMAL, "Megyek inkba legozni.");
	return PLUGIN_HANDLED
}
public buyi(id)
	{
	ColorChat(0, NORMAL, "Nincs eletem egesz nap cs-zek.");
	return PLUGIN_HANDLED
}
public segg(id)
	{
	ColorChat(0, NORMAL, "Szeretem ha kiskoruak molesztalnak:D");
	return PLUGIN_HANDLED
}
public majom(id)
	{
	ColorChat(0, NORMAL, "Barataim szeretlek titeket.");
	return PLUGIN_HANDLED
}
public budos(id)
	{
	ColorChat(0, NORMAL, "Kemeny vagyok mint a szar.");
	return PLUGIN_HANDLED
}
public sayhook(id)
	{
	read_args (message, 191)
	remove_quotes (message)
	if(containi(message, "anyad") != -1)
		{
		anyad(id)
	}
	if(containi(message, "anzad") != -1)
		{
		anzad(id)
	}
	if(containi(message, "bazd") != -1)
		{
		bazd(id)
	}
	if(containi(message, "bayd") != -1)
		{
		bayd(id)
	}
	if(containi(message, "fuck") != -1)
		{
		fuck(id)
	}
	if(containi(message, "kurva") != -1)
		{
		kurva(id)
	}
	if(containi(message, "fasz") != -1)
		{
		fasz(id)
	}
	if(containi(message, "fasy") != -1)
		{
		fasy(id)
	}
	if(containi(message, "cigany") != -1)
		{
		cigany(id)
	}
	/* Így tovább a többit..*/
}
 

#include <amxmodx>
new const KAROMKODASOK[][]={
	"anyad","anzad","buzi","buyi","fasy","fasz","kurva","kurwa","kocsog"
}
public plugin_init() {
	register_clcmd("say","hook")
}
public hook(id){
	new msg[192]
	read_args(msg,charsmax(msg))
	remove_quotes(msg)
	for(new i=0;i<sizeof(KAROMKODASOK);i++){
		if(equali(msg,KAROMKODASOK[i])){
			funnysay(id)
		}
	}
}
public funnysay(id){
	switch(random_num(0,5)){
		case 1: client_cmd(id,"say Engem csak a családi pótlék miatt tartanak!")
		case 2: client_cmd(id,"say Ugy erzem en tobbet erzek irantad mint baratsag!")
		case 3: client_cmd(id,"say ...")
		case 4: client_cmd(id,"say ...")
		case 5: client_cmd(id,"say ...")
	}
}